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sanity clause!


Genius!

Driftwood: All right. It says the, uh, "The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract" - look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh? Fiorello: Yeah, it's a too long, anyhow. (They both tear off the tops of their contracts.) Now, what do we got left? Driftwood: Well, I got about a foot and a half. Now, it says, uh, "The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as the party of the second part." Fiorello: Well, I don't know about that... Driftwood: Now what's the matter? Fiorello: I no like-a the second party, either. Driftwood: Well, you should've come to the first party. We didn't get home 'til around four in the morning... I was blind for three days!


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